my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Do vagina's smell?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I look excited, but its just a facade.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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