'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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