I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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