Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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