Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
wow bdsm is so cute
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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