How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
