It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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