if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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