Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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