absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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