So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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