Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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