you guys were way drunker than both of me
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I think we might need a safe word for this...
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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