what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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