it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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