if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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