Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Randomize