This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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