Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
They have beer where we have blood.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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