love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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