That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
she smelled like a LAN party
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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