I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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