you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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