Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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