So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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