yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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