bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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