So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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