Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
