i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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