i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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