Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Randomize
