I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
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