Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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