girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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