i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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