This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
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