is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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