Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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