You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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