brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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