Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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