We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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