You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Randomize
