is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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