I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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