i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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