sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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