The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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