he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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