she was so not down for the gang bang
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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