Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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