Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Shame - the story of my life.
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