i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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