But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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