You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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